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QEST WENA 

a respectful way of telling someone to shut the fuck up
Josh: your mom is dumb
Njabulo: Qest wena
QEST WENA by Lilbigmac October 12, 2021

shaya wena 

Said (Sh-ai-ya wear-na). A word taken from the South African language, Zulu, which means to watch out or else I will hit you.
Albert was behaving badly at the back of the classroom when Miss Greentower shouted at him 'shaya wena'!
shaya wena by mar10 March 9, 2009

Ye Wena Fucken 

A South African proverb.
Expresses intense grief or disbelief.
"We ate all the food before you could arrive"
"Ye Wena Fucken how are you guys"
Ye Wena Fucken by NiggxInZa February 12, 2019

wenamechainasuma 

A joke used by those to reference the song :when i met you in the summer by Calvin Harris.
Originated as a meme from those trying to understand english language
Yo when did you clear the dishes?
Reply: wenamechainasuma.

Wenatchee Football 

A team who no longer can say is better than Eastmont. Eastmont officially owns both sides of the valley
“You hear about Wenatchee Football
“Yeah Eastmont owns them”

East Wenatchee 

Many have theorized that an ancient tribe of Indians kept the city East Wenatchee a secret from others, knowing the n00bz of Wenatchee would some day try and rise superior to East Wenatchee. No longer able to contain the perplexive mass of epicness, the Indians released the city into existence on February 28, 1935. The humans who lived thereafter in East Wenatchee, were granted with all-powerful endowments of magnificent proportions.

East Wenatchee is also known as:
-Eastmont
-The Chosen City
-El Dorado
-Agartha
-Mu
-The Holy City
-etc.

The forbidden letter of "*" only reveals itself to a true East Wenatchee resident. Every time someone from East Wenatchee speaks of "*," a Wenatcheeite dies.

East Wenatchee is also known for it's lack of a true Demonym. The words "East Wenatchee" are far too great for classification for it's people. While people residing in East Wenatchee are distinguished above all other human beings, it is impossible to bind East Wenatchee to a lower title of worship.

Mayor Lacy, also known as the Bearer of Great Things, governs this Land of Good Tidings. It is of the highest honor to lead the people of the Great East Wenatchee.
John: "Did you hear? China just had a 9-day traffic jam!"

Zack: "Shut up you dirty Wenatcheeite! I'm eating an apple."

John: "Forgive me, sir. I had no idea that you live in the Holy City of East Wenatchee! I swear!"

Zack: "*"
East Wenatchee by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010