Traditionally a cocktail created by the upper class down and out, this concoction demanded two crucial elements ; an umbrella and a can of stella. The original version used a childs pink umbrella but to personalise the drink you may exchange it with an umbrella of any size or colour, however the larger the umbrella the more difficult it is to retrieve the can.
Discovered in a little bookshop in hampstead this drinks name has evolved into a bit of a catch phrase.
Discovered in a little bookshop in hampstead this drinks name has evolved into a bit of a catch phrase.
"See that chap over there me old boot! He whiffs of the sewers, has dark haunted eyes, scabs on his face but doesn't seem to have a spec of dirt on him and his clothes are brand new!
Yep, he's a right stella umbrella!"
Yep, he's a right stella umbrella!"
by me old boot June 16, 2011
Get the Stella Umbrella mug.An item that is too valuable or expensive to be used for its intended purpose. It is in fact so valuable that it is completely useless.
1: It's raining cats and dogs. Why aren't you using your umbrella?
2: I don't want to ruin it. It's a silk umbrella!
2: I don't want to ruin it. It's a silk umbrella!
by defenseminister December 10, 2010
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1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight
2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob
1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight
2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob
1. Dude #1: Hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.
Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo
2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with
Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo
2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with
by Halogenic June 9, 2017
Get the Shiny Umbrella mug.The stainless steel rod they stick in your penis and open up to scrape the inside of your uretha when having an STD. It looks like an antenna going in and mini umbrella when it comes out. The doctor will first insert a large hollow needle down the end of your penis, he will the pass another instrument through the centre of the needle, this opens up when it reaches the end, like a metal umbrella, both are then pulled out with the end scraping the inside of the penis, this cleans and also takes a sample, the doctor will then check your rectum for for large anal boils, please note most people who have a STD will lose all there teeth within 3 years.
Damn dude that hooker Kelly gave me VD and the bitch @ the health department had to give me the steel umbrella!
by LMNFB April 25, 2011
Get the steel umbrella mug.My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.
by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017
Get the Scottish Umbrella mug.When you are you so fat you’re stomach creates a “umbrella” keeping your under carriage bone dry while showing
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"So you think about getting serious with this girl?"
"Yeah man, I guess were the one holding my yellow umbrella"
"Yeah man, I guess were the one holding my yellow umbrella"
by Flashmash April 14, 2016
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