Definitions by Halogenic
Shiny Umbrella
noun:
1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight
2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob
1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight
2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob
1. Dude #1: Hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.
Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo
2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with
Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo
2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with
Shiny Umbrella by Halogenic June 9, 2017