I'com'it'a uhaul

Contraction of "I am coming with a uhaul."

"I need to move." -person one

"I'com'it'a uhaul!" -person two

by The Jayson July 7, 2009

uhail

You are doing the amazing tik tok challenge and you’re name is probably suhaila

Suhaila you are a beautiful woman or man

by Gown Says September 20, 2020

Uhaul bisexual

Simular to a Uhaul lesbian, the Uhaul bisexual moves in after few dates men and women

Guy: Katie moved in with Jessie already? They’ve been together a week?

Girl: oh I know she did the same with John and Sarah. She’s such a uhaul bisexual

by Thatonepaganchick January 6, 2023

uhAtlas

Absolute dick rider, stays in everyone top champs stream asking to get picked up as if they would want to carry a dried out puppy nutsack to more elo, who ever he annoys enough picks him up so he will shut the fuck up and then he proceeds to ego everyone on the planet including his parents

Mom: Atlas, take out the trash
uhAtlas: did the trash hit champ ?

Mom: yes it did, that’s why you’re champ, now take out the trash before I take your game away, it’s bed time puppy.

by Champion2 November 1, 2020

Unload the Uhaul

Taking a shit that you have been holding over the course of a cross country car ride

I was holding it in the car so long that I was relieved when I could finally unload the Uhaul.

by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2021

Uhaul

A stereotype of a lesbian that uses a trailer with all of her belongings in it to move with when she has found her next thing (girlfriend/relationship/situation). U-Haul lesbians are quick to jump into relationships in an unhealthy manner. This usually ends very badly.

"Alice brought a Uhaul with her with all of her things in it so she could move in with Jennifer. They just met. She is such a U-Haul lesbian."

by Fastfreddicane October 9, 2013

uhauled

Informal: Screwed, Fucked, especially without the courtesy of prophylactic protection.

Formal: Overcharged or otherwise victimized, sometimes mistakenly but usually maliciously for additional profit, as is common practice by the moving vehicle rental business and/or a co-owned/co-conspiratorial insurance company.

I WAS UHAULED! They said there was new damage when I took the truck back so they added their insurance deductible and tripled my bill, but I never hit a thing!

YOU WERE UHAULED?
Yeah, their rental truck backed into my car and now they won't pay for my repairs and even tried to say it was my fault.

by Herb N Dick December 12, 2018