Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.
The media's obsession with flag pins in a presidential election is completely unitarded.
The product of when mommyunicorn and daddy potato go into the bedroom together. The offspring of a unicorn and potato. Usually found frolicking in fields of majesticness.
I spotted a rare Unitato while eating cotton candy yesterday.
a one-piece, full-body suit reminiscent of pajamas you wore when you were 1, which became an early 2007fashion phenomenon sweeping the closets of hipsters and pseudo hipster debutantes alike.
Did you see Atticus' unitard? I so want one to wear under my designer frock.It will cover EVERYTHING.