The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").
It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")
It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")
"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."
"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."
"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."
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The obligatory (and theoretical) train ride you must take the entire next day after a night of substantial ingestion of alcoholic beverages.
"Dude, did you see johnny black out on vodka redbulls last night and puke in the front lawn in front of everyone? He's going to be riding the struggle train all day tomorrow..."
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My dad died today, here is a picture of him with Neil deGrasse Tyson and me as a baby. All aboard the karma train! choo choo!
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He currently is underutilized on iCarly as Spenser Shay. One wonders how much better the show would be if he was the main character.
He currently is underutilized on iCarly as Spenser Shay. One wonders how much better the show would be if he was the main character.
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