turk-a-lurk

a person at a club or other social dancing gathering who feverishly follows people he/she would like to hook up with but is often socially inept, awkward, drunk, or just plain creepy.

Jessica you better watch out, that guy over there has been watching you the whole night - he's being such a turk-a-lurk.

by EuropeanWetDream08 August 9, 2008

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

by Reckz December 13, 2014

turkey taint

A cousin to the “turkey neck,” this is an even sadder part of aging in which a person’s taint sags and just hangs there like meat curtains.

Tara: I think I might go down on that old guy later and give him a “rusty trombone.”
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!

by Epididymitis March 3, 2019

She got a turkey

Philly slang used when a female has a big butt, similar to the term “wagon”

Yo you saw Bella, she got a turkey real rap!

by Straight Out The P February 28, 2020

Türkan

A girl who is amazing, beautiful and funny, she is the best friend you can ever wish to have

Türkan is amazing

by 122nnn July 5, 2020

Awkward Turkey

The result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump. Once these two hand gestures meet, they form a turkey at a really awkward moment.

person 1: "Dude, we just made an awkward turkey!"
person 2: "Well, this is awkward."

by funnybunny321 September 5, 2010

Crazy Turkey

When your having sex, and the girl moans, but instead of a regular moan she gobbles likes a turkey.

You've gotten the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed!

by Bethtojatjar December 13, 2014