TwoMad

TwoMad is a sexy ass mother fucker who is better at speed running Minecraft than Dream. TwoMad is epic swagger and can is identified as madsexual. A popular ship and one of my favorites is TwoMad x BadBoyHalo. They would make a sexy couple and have lots of sex. TwoMad is so sexy. His definition is sexy.

"Hey TwoMad! You are so sexy and waaay better than Dream and Skeppy at Minecraft!! You are soooo hot and dreamy and sexxxy!" BadBoyHalo said as he had sexy sex with TwoMad while face timing Jschlatt.

by TwoMadIsSexy January 16, 2021

Twomad YTP

Twomad YTP are videos targeted to make Twomad laugh in rob him 1k bucks. These videos are enchanted versions of an YTP that contains all random memes you can think of, complimented with some diarrhea sounds, baba booey and Regular show's intro, etc.

Nerd 1: Hey, did you make Twomad laugh with your Twomad YTP last stream?
Nerd 2: No, I just wasted my 30$ and he didn't even smile. What a shame!

by Rokurou6 June 6, 2020

twoadays

The act of switching underwear after the first pair of underwear has been too encumbered with "duckbutter" or "swampass" or "bat-wings".

"Dude before we go out I got to go home."

"Why man?"

"Its summer........"

"So?"

"It's twoadays"

"Okay, gotcha"

by anhatt2 August 3, 2012

zero twosday

A national holiday celebrated by weebs everywhere focused around some dinosaur looking motherfucker called Zero Two.

Weeb 1: Bruh it’s zero twosday

Weeb 2: My wife left me and took the kids

by sandwich_ June 6, 2019

Zero Twosday

A day where you cant even see as single meme on r/Animemes because of a stupid dinosaur

Man1: Man im tired of seeing Zero Two every tuesday
Man2: Yeah me too i hate Zero Twosday, seeing that stupid dinosaur makes me want to kill myself

by Korsgaard3 April 2, 2019

Twisad

A slang term for pussy; typically used by men when describing the female genitalia.

You aint gettin no twisad!

by DC October 11, 2003

Twosidesplayz

He's a little English cunt. he has changed his yt name a few times.he sucks.fuckkk him

Man 1:Have you seen his channel TwoSidesPlayz?
Man 2:Yep bes bad

by XxY33T1SxX May 10, 2019