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Troking

a combination of the words trolling and joking used whenever an individual makes a remark they don’t genuinely mean
Friend: that freshman kinda bad
Me: bro wtf
Friend: I’m troking
by gRIZZly_bear19 February 21, 2023
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Twokinds

A really, really REALLY fucking weird "totes not furry!1 guiyze" webcomic made by Markiplier's brother. (I'm not fucking kidding you. Tom Fischbach. Look him up.) It is known for being full of shitty anime plot tropes, an art style that only the French could enjoy and character designs that are clearly meant to get the 13-year-old-going-into-puberty's sperm production into overdrive. (If you can't catch the hint, the characters are blatant fanservice for the closet-furries who defend this shit unironically.)

I cant even describe just how shit this webcomic is, so do yourself a favor, because The Bad Webcomics Wiki has an amazing article documenting just why it is /shit/.

It is not as good as it sounds, considering half of the arcs are either:

1. Slow as a Warhammer fan trying to comprehend why nobody likes them.
2. Blatantly made to appeal to closet-furries and horny teenagers and early-adults who have nothing better with their life than to constantly jerk off to Flora, open your history books for 'Leoian' everyone.
3. Weird backstory flashbacks that try to strew the horrifically constructed story together. Yeah, its still not as good as it sounds.
4. All of the above (a majority of every arc.)

The fanbase is known for treating Tom like he's the fucking God Emperor of Mankind, while also doing everything in their power to actively deny that Twokinds is "not" a furry-fetishbait webcomic.
I read one page of Twokinds and I wanted to fucking kill myself. How is this shit even enjoyed by people, bruh?
by Yumbo Yet August 29, 2023
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ten to twoing it

the motion you make while smoking meth in a glass dick.
"To smoke" would turn into "smoking",
"ten to two" would turn into "ten to twoing it".
by brandon's wife May 21, 2004
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twocking

Stealing a car. Based on Taking Without Owners Consent.
'The 13 year old off some estate was caught twocking again'
by tonelander May 12, 2003
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twobing

A euphemism for self gratification, particularly for females. 'Two' meaning 'using two fingers to pleasure oneself' and 'bing' meaning 'if you hit the spot just right, it goes BING!' (as in, a buzzer in a game show).
"Are you going twobing again?"
"Shut up! I have needs too!"
by FileCurropted September 25, 2007
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toking up

The act of hitting the blunt harder than Chris Brown hit Rhianna
Stoner 1: me and my boys are toking up fat later, wanna hang?
Stoner 2: yeaa boii lets hit the blunt
by ballinallday69 October 2, 2016
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Toking up

The act of consuming marijuana, usually by inhaling the smoke, and getting high.
Guy A: My mom almost caught me and Joe toking up yesterday.

Guy B: Really? You should be more careful, bro.
by xMillzee September 30, 2016
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