Twogami

An imposter, or someone who is pretending to be someone else.

“Hey pal, that’s not your friend. That’s a twogami.”

by twogami December 22, 2020

twoskin

An insult for a guy who is half-Jewish (generally used if their father is Jewish). Is meant to imply that they are only half-circumcised.

A stereotype of twoskins is they have "Reverse Jew Syndrome", wherein they are susceptible to blatant rip-offs.

You bought a can of soda for five dollars? You're such a twoskin.

by Thomas Hutchinson February 4, 2007

Twosie

To crap. Also, a Deuce. Number Two.

The Todd: "I've got a Doozie of a Twosie!" - Scrubs

by D-Biz October 14, 2006

twoish

somewhere around two o'clock

i have to go now...i'll be back at twoish.

by mario66chef January 30, 2014

Twigs and Berries

Slang for the male anatomy. See balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

"That guy just kicked me right in my twigs and berries

by Matty Roberts October 15, 2003

ones and twos

beat juggling two tracks __ track one to track two __ cutting up scratches from fader one to fader two __ straight dropping beats from track one to track two __ left to right __ right to left __ on that one two type ish—mixing the beats up back n' forth.

yo that turntablist be banging tracks back n' forth on those ones and twos—ill style.

by whack_not April 27, 2013

twos

noun. to give someone twos on a cigarette is to smoke half of it then give them the rest to finish. More commonly done by boys as it is less considerate.

verb. to "twos" a cigarette is to smoke one together, taking a couple of drags then swapping. More commonly done by girls.

"I met this well safe tramp the other day; he gave me twos on a rollie"
"That's so dirty..."

"Don't worry babe; tell you what, lets have some wine and twos a fag outside"

by inwonderland May 10, 2006