two shakes of a lamb's tail

The act of doing something fast or in a quick manner. 'Two shakes of a lamb's tail' is a phrase usually used at cheap hic resturants or your nearest Circut City.

Waiter: "Yes, sir! I'll get those 7 A1 Imported steaks, 4 baby back ribs, 2 side orders of caeser salads including 1000 Island Dressing with extra olives and the tall Black Russian, in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

Circut City Employee: "Some wires? I'll get that for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

by Phatal August 30, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

A worn out cleche of an expression used by little kids and kindergarden teachers.

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Down in two shakes of a lamb's tail

A phrase used for saying that you'll be very soon or very quick.

"Go make yourself a drink and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail" said Mia to Vincent on the intercom in the movie Pulp Fiction.

by 99Ninety December 10, 2021

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

by Amanda M August 12, 2005

Two shakes

A quick hand job using both hands.

Went up to her bedroom for two shakes before heading to the party.

by Leaf on the Wind September 10, 2021