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twittering

A word by people who don't actually use twitter and are probably 20 years too old to be using twitter in the first place. Whenever used, they are referring to the word "tweet", but learned about twitter from a day-time talk show hosted by a 40-year-old woman who wants to tell parents what their kids are -really- doing every week.
Brian: Hey, are you twittering?
John: No, I'm tweeting that one more person who has no idea of what twitter is just commented on it.
by Josh9001 April 6, 2009
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twittering

Glib approach to a complex problem. Skimming along the surface. Simple-minded approach. Using shortcuts and platitudes.
While millions lost their homes to foreclosures, it seemed like Congress was mainly twittering. There were no signs of active, meaningful assistance.

Nero twittered as Rome burned.
by Songpoet January 27, 2011
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Twitteranity

N.- A religion focused on the benefits of being committed to something in short bursts at your own pace and not one dictated by society. Just as in Twitter, you limit yourself to only what’s important.
John: Dude, what's up with you lately? Why are you so happy?

Ben: Ever since I started following Twitteranity, I don't have time to be mad. It's just one good thing after another.
by Dbl G May 7, 2008
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twittergangle

someone that likes to go grave robbing and likes the necro arts. They like to fuck dead bodies.
Guess what? i saw Randy last night and he really is a twittergangle.
by Rimbo Din Din August 6, 2007
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twittermance

when 2 people show their love for one another by tweeting each other on twitter
john mayer and ke$ha are both sparking a twittermance

'Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms,' Mayer tweets.
by TiTyRon March 2, 2010
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Twitterian

I person who uses twitter way too much.
GUYS!!! THE TWITTERIANS ARE AT MY DOOR!!! HELP ME GUYS!!!!
by Voided Viper June 20, 2024
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twitterian

Someone so deeply consumed by twitterspeak that it's all their mind can comprehend.
Yeah Martin has become a total twitterian ever since he started going to college.
by BeezaCM March 26, 2024
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