Twine

To constantly complain or whine about your pitiful life on twitter which is really not anyone's business. Formed by combining the words "Tweet" and "Whine".

KC: Why are you not on twitter mate.

Ben: Because ninety percent of the tweets i see are just useless twines.

Larry: The world would sure be a better place of people twined less and tweeted more.

by I_amRidoqulous December 21, 2012

Twining

The rather obvious portmanteau "shining" + Twitter. To communicate directly via the brain's electrical impulses through Twitter. Reference:
Brain-Twitter project offers hope to paralyzed .

Hold on, somebody's twining me.

by xrd1 April 23, 2009

Twine Binder

A complete douche bag

Johnny you're such a fucking twine binder

by rarrybarry April 4, 2011

Ripping twine

bro-speak for playing lacrosse.

today i was chillin with my bros when i grabbed my twig and was like “yo ten bucks i can snipe top ched” i hit a little pipe city and the ball flew into my really hot neighbors yard. i went to get it and say i was sorry to my neighbor. i fucked her then went back to ripping twine with my bros. MLIB.

by bromosexual. September 9, 2010

shredding twine

When a attackman hits the back of the net so much the net frays and the twine snaps.

Wow. that guy is shredding twine

by bLoWsKiEs December 18, 2009

Rip twine

laxing it up to the utmost awesomeness, being a bro, and scoring goals while whipping it at 100 mph

dude wanna go lax it up

yeah but i got to warn you, i rip twine so you might as well give up

i like a challenge

by laxbrochillbro May 1, 2011

anus twine

A string-like cord of shit that trails after the larger logs have fallen out; is occasionally associated with the likes of diahrrea and occurs most often when diahrrea is present.

"I was taking a massive shit earlier, and I couldn't stand up because of this big anus twine that kept attaching to my poo."

by imperforate_anus January 19, 2013