twextbooking

a term used when you are so obsessed with someone that you are tweeting, texting, and facebooking them all at the same time, and successfully

"I have been sitting in this library for almost three hours now trying to do research, but I have been way to busy twextbooking Amanda & Sara to actually get anything accomplished."

Main reason for most students procrastination.

by procrastinatinbabe October 20, 2011

trexitis

the most chad person in the world
he is said to make everything he sees way better

he is a very cool person and one of the most logical people ever
he has 160 iq

"have you heard of that trexitis guy?" "yeah, hes not gay lik us" "man, he must be really cool then."

by ringer beckerson February 12, 2021

Texit

A word describing a text (sometimes fake) that causes someone to leave from a scene or social encounter.

"Yeah, I saw Sarah for sec, but she took a quick texit and havent seen her since."

by nateg March 11, 2012

Texit

When Texas finally secedes from the United States.

I can’t wait for Texit, we should have let em leave years ago.

by NK808 September 2, 2021

texitstrategy

a false te xt to exit a converation

A texitstrategy I used was to have a friend send me a text saying that his car is broken down as excuse to end conversation

by stupidisforever August 7, 2009

Texitis

A psychosomatic disease affecting a person originating from Texas that is loud, boisterous, rude, and generally vulgar.

Wow, that man is a short, fat, loud prick with a texas accent. He must have Texitis!

by Jack Hines 2 February 25, 2011

Trexit2020

The Trump Exit in November of 2020

I will vote for the Trexit2020 in November.

by Roxanne Wheeler July 24, 2020