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twerp

A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.

He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.

This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.

Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.
Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.
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Childish dancing done by an adult, trying to impress the audience as being sexy or cool...and failing.
Mylie Cyrus misspelled her dance routine at the 2013 MVA as twerking, when it was really twerping.

Or,
See that? Reason 41 why has-beens shouldn't grind on stage.
Serious twerping, dude. What a fool.
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a pregnant goldfish.
im not making this up.
i have spent too much money buying food for my twerp and her freaking children.
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someone who farts in the tub and snaps at the bubbles
he is such a twerp!
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"Dang bro I'm so twerped"
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A twerp is someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
Mazell Stafford is a twerp because she farts in the bathtub and tries to bite the bubbles.
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somebody @ the age of 13 who cannot stop being irritating.That is a TWERP
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