Twitarded

Being twitter retarded.

Candace: idk how to use twitter? What does follow mean?

Paul: Omg you are so Twitarded...

by KWooduh August 21, 2011

Textarded

Someone who(always)sends their text message before completing the message.

Every day I get a text message from Brandon, and it is incomplete. He is sooo (textarded!)

by oangieo June 20, 2008

Twittarded

A term coined on the blog www.MotivatedMonkey.com.

It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.

Guy 1: Dude, Vince just signed up for a Twitter account yesterday. He's like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's twittarded.

by MotivatedMonkey.com April 1, 2009

Tweetarded

Someone who is totally clueless as to the social significance of twitter. A total imbecile in a situation that can be analogized as George W. Bush and an Economy. A retard when it comes to the use of twitter.

I told you you need to get a twitter account to but you're still stuck in facebook and Hi5, why do you insist on being so tweetarded!!!

by BrainStormer June 18, 2009

tetarded

tetarded = crustated = queen = hannah

you are tetarded you mother fucker

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2005

Testarded

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.

"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"

by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

Tetarded

Falling in the snow, and getting a runny nose.

Ron fell in the snow, now he has the sniffles, Ron was tetarded.

by Snapsnopsnipple November 15, 2018