Twixing

After anal sex you insert a Twix into participants anus, as though it were a dildo, until the chocolate melts. After this, the Twixer then Feltches the particepant. This allows for the semen to taste more chocolaty.

Yo man I loved twixing her last night, it tasted Grrrrreat.

I was going to twix her but all I had was a Snikers

by IvanDobsky March 4, 2009

Twakin

To freak out or spaz out over something. Usually happens when the person twakin is intoxicated

Quit twakin we'll find your phone

by Scrapper Joe February 20, 2011

Shania Twain

Shania Twain is a country singer who was raised out of poverty and is now the best-selling female artist in world history. Her music is country with a popish sound to it. She not only sings music, but writes her own music along with the help of her husband Mutt Lang (A.K.A. The producer of many famous rock groups such as AC/DC).

I heard Shania Twain's song, "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" on a country music station. It's not your average country music, but yet it's not pop.

by Harley February 23, 2005

Twafini

A twafini is a penis. It could also be used when talking about activities during sex.

Hey gurl! I had sex with Devin last night and his twafini was huge! OMG!

Dude! I walked in on Michaela and Devin last night and they were totally doing the twafini!

by twafinilover July 13, 2011

TWAIN

Technical term realting to devices such as scanners attached to computers.
TWAIN stands for
Technology Without An Interesting Name.
No shit.

And now we'll just grab that picture from the mag via your twain scanner.

by w00x January 8, 2004

twainiac

A former student of the mark twain school, which featured grades 7 through 12 and offered kids who were coded as emotionally disturbed (nutty) a place to run amok with other such unbalanced and often dangerous fools. The school is located in rockville Maryland next to a large forest area. Staff members often restrained students physically then went home and masturbated to the memory of it. Mark Twain would be the last place you might want you're child to end up unless you were grooming them for a circus side show act.

That child just beat up that other child with a trash can, i think they might send him to Mark twain, what a twainiac he will be indeed!

by truth fan November 4, 2009

Twixing

Pleasuring a girl with your fingers at a table whilst your friends sit beside and across from you and have no idea what your doing.

Guy:Wow i was twixing this girl all night
Friends:Aw were we there?

by Miguel Sanchez The Third August 31, 2010