Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place

Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!

by Oli Chard January 25, 2009

blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.

My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.

by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009

Twatterpot

A twatterpot is someone who rages so incredibly hard that they start raging at things not related to the original cause of anger

Bob: Dude I just stomped your ass at Mortal Kombat
George: Man fuck this game! Fuck you! Fuck this I'm moving out too!
Bob: Dude don't be a twatterpot.

by DJ Camel January 9, 2013

twatter swatter

a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.

b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.

a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?

b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.

by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010

twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

twatterdnipplewaffle

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

or

Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012

CHISLING TWATTER

An individual who is proving himself to be a right royal pain in the arse.

That spunk-bubble over there is a right chisling twatter, he gets on my tits!

by Porky Lovin' October 24, 2008