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Twatlight

What non-fans,'haters', of twilight call stephenie meyers books; a movie about 'vampires' that fan girls overly obsess about.
i dont like reading twatlight because stephenie meyer can't write a good vampire book.
by cuzco01 November 22, 2009
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Twatlight

Ignore the below definition....it's kinda gay.

Anywho....twatlight is a nickname for that sad pathetic excuse for a book written by Stephenie Meyer. Anyone who wishes to make fun of said pissrag usually references under said name. In summation, the best way to refer to the self-written porno that a pathetic woman who cant find a gay man thats not gay wrote to comfort herself at night. Sadly, the most numerous members of our population, a.k.a. the NORMAL girls, the plain ones who are actually decent, also wind up falling for him because they can identify with the main character, who is obviously said loser author back when she was in high school, and therefore at least in theory, can actually get the shallow hot guy because in "reality" he's NOT that shallow. Hint: HE IS.

In conclusion my dear friends. Twatlight is our word...but feel free to use it. Cuz it's pretty damn awesome and you wish you thought of it. BITCHES!
Moron: "OMG u HAVE to read this book!!!"

Me: "Twatlight? oh yeah, heard of it. read it already. pretty lame porno if you ask me"

Moron: "OMG WTF BBQ"
by Angry BBQ is angry February 21, 2009
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"Yes, I know Aldo, we met in Milan. A right Twatticus".
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Fucking a girl with a popsicle before eating them out. A post-fuck is optional and sticky.
Last night we got bored so I gave her a twatsicle before we fucked. It felt like fucking a zombie.
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twatpickle

There is no real definition for this word other than it cannot be used for the literal meaning of one or either of the words that compose it.

- Always open for interpretation.
You damn twatpickle!!!
by C. Kennedy May 1, 2005
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twatling

A word used to describe a baby snowboarder.
for example

"awwwwww, look at the little twatlings"
by christizzlejf February 14, 2008
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Twatcicle

A termed used to describe bad feminine hygiene.

Used to describe the act of using a Popsicle stick to demonstrate lack of feminine hygiene.
Tom: "She is really nasty!"
Peter: "Yeah, I stuck in a Popsicle stick a few minutes later I pulled out a twatcicle."
Tom: "Tasty..."
by Smuchers November 6, 2010
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