What non-fans,'haters', of twilight call stephenie meyers books; a movie about 'vampires' that fan girls overly obsess about.
by cuzco01 November 22, 2009
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Anywho....twatlight is a nickname for that sad pathetic excuse for a book written by Stephenie Meyer. Anyone who wishes to make fun of said pissrag usually references under said name. In summation, the best way to refer to the self-written porno that a pathetic woman who cant find a gay man thats not gay wrote to comfort herself at night. Sadly, the most numerous members of our population, a.k.a. the NORMAL girls, the plain ones who are actually decent, also wind up falling for him because they can identify with the main character, who is obviously said loser author back when she was in high school, and therefore at least in theory, can actually get the shallow hot guy because in "reality" he's NOT that shallow. Hint: HE IS.
In conclusion my dear friends. Twatlight is our word...but feel free to use it. Cuz it's pretty damn awesome and you wish you thought of it. BITCHES!
Anywho....twatlight is a nickname for that sad pathetic excuse for a book written by Stephenie Meyer. Anyone who wishes to make fun of said pissrag usually references under said name. In summation, the best way to refer to the self-written porno that a pathetic woman who cant find a gay man thats not gay wrote to comfort herself at night. Sadly, the most numerous members of our population, a.k.a. the NORMAL girls, the plain ones who are actually decent, also wind up falling for him because they can identify with the main character, who is obviously said loser author back when she was in high school, and therefore at least in theory, can actually get the shallow hot guy because in "reality" he's NOT that shallow. Hint: HE IS.
In conclusion my dear friends. Twatlight is our word...but feel free to use it. Cuz it's pretty damn awesome and you wish you thought of it. BITCHES!
Moron: "OMG u HAVE to read this book!!!"
Me: "Twatlight? oh yeah, heard of it. read it already. pretty lame porno if you ask me"
Moron: "OMG WTF BBQ"
Me: "Twatlight? oh yeah, heard of it. read it already. pretty lame porno if you ask me"
Moron: "OMG WTF BBQ"
by Angry BBQ is angry February 21, 2009
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You damn twatpickle!!!
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Used to describe the act of using a Popsicle stick to demonstrate lack of feminine hygiene.
Used to describe the act of using a Popsicle stick to demonstrate lack of feminine hygiene.
Tom: "She is really nasty!"
Peter: "Yeah, I stuck in a Popsicle stick a few minutes later I pulled out a twatcicle."
Tom: "Tasty..."
Peter: "Yeah, I stuck in a Popsicle stick a few minutes later I pulled out a twatcicle."
Tom: "Tasty..."
by Smuchers November 6, 2010
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