Twofaced

A person who will be as they are normally to you, then soon after be the complete opposite.

Jonathan: Hey Nikki!
Nikki: Hey whats up
Jonathan: Not much, and yourself?
Nikki: FUCK OFF.
Jonathan: You're twofaced.

by Anonymous6754 August 16, 2010

Twofaceded

The Act of getting so drunk you sleep on a shag rug, in the morning half your face is normal and the other have have deep impressions of the carpet on the other side.

After a night of partying i looked in the mirror and "holy abortions in a catholic church batman" i was twofaceded

by The Generic Joker July 7, 2012

twatface

a term of endearment for a particularly nasty looking female relative

hello aunty jean (twatface)
how are you ? you look well...

by vilstrang eangler December 12, 2007

TwitFaced

The act of posting the same thing on your Twitter feed and Facebook status within moments.

Jeff: "Did you see James' Facebook status a minute ago about the NFL?"
Joe: "Yeah, and then he tweeted the exact same thing about 10 seconds later."
Jeff: "He must be getting TwitFaced again."

by jc2 August 15, 2011

FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED

The most British roast ever

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!

by mosqitoburito May 1, 2021

TwitFace

A generic term for social media, and in particular Twitter and Facebook.

"How often do you go on Facebook?"
"I don't use TwitFace. I have a life."

by Beermat October 3, 2017

twitfaced

Tweeting crazy nonsense via Twitter

When you read a tweet and say... WTF? This guy must be totally twitfaced.

by oldfatguy May 1, 2009