Twatted

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

by soozeh February 23, 2005

twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005

twatted

Fucked up.

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

by beewtbc November 10, 2011

Twatellini

Combination of Twat and Tortellini referring to the deliciousness of the Vagina.

I want to munch on some Twatellini!

by YukonWildAss February 6, 2008

twater

The juice emitted from a woman's vagina when she is sexually stimulated.

Damn girl, can I get a glass of that twater?

by John Doe July 19, 2003

twaked

past tense for tweaking

last weekend, i was so twaked i played rummy for 12 hours straight.

by stpauligurl June 11, 2006

Twatess

Plural twatesses. Cunt(s) that are obvious twats to everyone in da ‘hood!

Dat bitch and her kids are twatesses!

by Need To Calm Down November 27, 2019