Twatch

A female's internal menstrual clock; specifically relating to a man soliciting sex.

Captain BlueBalls: "Hey honey, what time does your twatch say?"
She-Bitch the Emasculator: "No go babe, Alabama's playing in town this weekend."

by John, A Goat from Space February 07, 2011

Twatch

A cross between a twat and a snatch. A slang term meaning cunt.

Clearly she is in a bad mood, she is acting like a twatch.

by Stretcharmboggs January 08, 2018

Twatched

A stretched twat.
The act of stretching a twat.

I totally twatched that chick with my junk.

by victorrrrrrrriaaaa *- April 14, 2009

Twatch

To watch pornography/ sexual things.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

by sayoko March 20, 2007

Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010

Twatch

To watch porn/ sexual acts.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

by weiwang March 20, 2007

Twatching

The act of teaching by making the kids watch educational TV instead of actually teaching.

Instead of reading today class we will be twatching Nat Geo

by B. Wag December 04, 2020