Little tardy

When you have a meeting with a midget with down syndrome who arrives late.

Corky finally got here. He is a little tardy.

by dedman73 August 18, 2009

tardy circumcision

The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.

Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"

Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."

Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"

Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."

Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

twarty vagitus

A fetish,in which the wearer dresses in a pigeon suit and poo-poos on historical landmarks.

You dress as a pigeon and poop on historical landmarks..you have got twarty vagitus!!

by Stephen from hampsted heath July 14, 2004

re-tardy

I. the act of being tardy on more than one occasion

II. retarded

I. Attention all, Bill is still sick, he is going to be re-tardy for work today.

II. Are you re-tardy?

by oakaro68 October 19, 2009

twardo

1. to play a song on repeat to a point where it takes a good/new song and makes it unbearable to listen to

2. to put a three song playlist on repeat for more then an hour

Twardo (verb)

1. Man, all the way turnt up was a good song until you had to go and twardo it.

2. Bro, we just heard California Girls 14 times, turn you twardoed playlist off.

by that bro guy September 30, 2010

twaddy

A combination of the gay slang terms "twink" and "daddy." Often used when referring to someone with the slender, boyish features of a twink, but manly stature or demeanor of a daddy.

God, I was browsing the local Grindr the other day and came across this super hot twaddy who lives only 3 miles away.

by GayCthulhu January 16, 2018

Twardowski

Someone known to consume copious amounts of drugs, specifically marijuana. They are hilarious, kind, friendly and will always have some sort of drug in/ on them. Most people know at least one Twardowski.

Dude did you see that Twardowski tripping balls in the park?
Yea man, that guy's messed up there everyday.

by Burger Queen May 24, 2010