teaflex

The automatic positive response to an offer of a cup of tea.

Person 1: "Would you like a cup o..?"
Person 2 *interjecting*: Yes!
Person 1: That's a powerful teaflex you have there.

by SCÜD June 13, 2011

twafflefuck

A combination of twatwaffle and twatfuck. The kind of person who revels in causing trouble for others with reckless abandon, leaving chaos and destruction in their wake. A douchebag of the lowest regard. Usually accompanied by a tank load of their own special brand of 'the dramaz', these folks are ones to avoid at all costs. Also known as a douchecanoe or asshat but those words don't quite pack the punch that this one does.

Kat loves to stir the pot and cause trouble. I think she actually feeds off the drama.. what a twafflefuck.

by Emmikins June 18, 2014

Twatler

A grown woman who acts like a toddler, but is also old enough to just be considered a twat.

Oh my fucking God. Another tantrum? She is too old to be such a twatler!

by Snuff McMuff February 28, 2017

Twafersay

To pose a question... "What?"

Twafersay?

by Uptheirons33 September 29, 2020

TWAFFLE

Taco Bell's 2014 waffle taco breakfast hybrid.

My friend ate a twaffle and nearly died.

by Feather Meringue March 4, 2014

Twaffle

Shortened version of the words twat, and waffle

Fuck his moms, mann. He's such a fuckin twaffle.

by NiggaOverDaHedge June 15, 2017

Twaffle

The act of running up behind someone, reaching high between their legs (almost but not quite in the crotch seam) and slapping one's hand back and forth as if to motorboat the upper thighs with the hand. The recipient of the twaffle is now "it" and must twaffle someone else to continue the game. Verb, origin Grafton VT Sept. 2010.

I'm going to twaffle the bride right before she gets her photo taken.

by T.Waffle September 22, 2010