TWA (Two Week Anal rule) original founded in the early ancient Egyptian times, the two week anal rule refers to the act of receiving/or giving anal sex within the first two weeks of a relationship. If anal sex is preformed within the first 14 days of a relationship, then the relationship will succeed and you have found your soulmate. however if anal is not done within the first two weeks, then the relationship will eventually fail in a glorious fashion.
"I was forced to leave my gf because we didn't TWA, I kicked her to the curb cause she clearly wasn't the one"
by duckba October 18, 2014
by kelin November 07, 2003
TWA stands for Trans World Airlines, which is now defunct. I think it went out of business sometime during the fucking PC 90s, or maybe during the early 21st century.
I took a TWA flight to Chicago, got blitzed on the bird and had some pleasant chit-chat with a righteous babe of a stewardess.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 13, 2008
by BillDuke December 13, 2004
Trampoline Wrestling Association, The Original Backyard Wrestling Organization , Located in Brewster,Ohio. TWA has famous members such as Masked Mike Jackson who is on the video game Backyard Wrestling : Dont try this at home . TWA has been on Fox 8 and the Best of backyard wrestling video's , It has also had wrestlers interviewed by Sports Illustrated and many other accomplishments.
by Collin B. November 20, 2003
"Third World Assassin". Yet another acronym created and promoted only by certain government types and hypocritical/pseudo-born-again christians to invoke visions and feelings of terror and paranoia amongst the general masses.
This, and many other acronyms like it, such as WMD, speak volumes about the actuality of "terrorist threats", whereby abstract concepts are used, and their names abbreviated for the sake of repetitive and continual use, to convey the supposed threat from foreign countries, rather than presenting actual evidence.
Supposed justification for collateral damage. Not to be confused with Trans World Airline, which is a likely weapon for these fictional hellions.
This, and many other acronyms like it, such as WMD, speak volumes about the actuality of "terrorist threats", whereby abstract concepts are used, and their names abbreviated for the sake of repetitive and continual use, to convey the supposed threat from foreign countries, rather than presenting actual evidence.
Supposed justification for collateral damage. Not to be confused with Trans World Airline, which is a likely weapon for these fictional hellions.
We must bomb Iraq, who actively harbours TWAs and WMDs.
(Aboard a TWA flight):
TWA hostess: Sir, would you like some TWA coffee?
passenger: No thank you. But I'd love a cup of TWA tea...
(Aboard a TWA flight):
TWA hostess: Sir, would you like some TWA coffee?
passenger: No thank you. But I'd love a cup of TWA tea...
by taids November 16, 2005
A twink that has reached his expiration date. A gay male that is trying desperately to hold on to his youth and good looks; trying to retain his twink status even though he is over 25 years old. His identity has always been "young and cute". All email addresses and online aliases contain inappropriate keywords like "boi", "AF" or a number signifying his former age like "18". The sad thing is that there is no place for him to go, having squandered his youth, living off the generosity of trolls the twas maintains a anti-climactic existence, maintaining a studio apartment reminiscing with his one lonely fag hag until he simply evaporates.
Jason, face it you are a twas, you need to get a job, no one is going to pay for your flabby ass anymore.
by ButterMN August 03, 2008