testicalls

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.

(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.

by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

testicleblimp

testicleblimp is when you get such a good ass blowjob that your dick fills up with air and you pinch your foreskin at the tip so that the air wont escape,( if you want to go the extra mile you can use a string to tie it) this is called a testicleballon but if she(or he) has a nice dose of deepthroating a helium can before she sucks the dick tip it fills with enough helium to make it float.

at this point you have achieved god like powers. you are able to fly on top of the world butt ass naked.

you can have a wank and do jizz trick shots into ur moms mouth

you can piss and shit on your enemies from the cloounds

you can piss on people in the rain and they wont know

you can let the whole world see your asshole

the limits are endless.

person one: did you hear about kevin
person two: yeah i saw his big bare asshole in the air the other day, he said something about testicleblimp
person one: that asshole pissed on my dog
person two: lol
*trickling noises*
aaaaaaaaa shiet

by cock&bollax76 February 21, 2021

testiclites

Created by Group X
1) A male's (pair of) testicles.

"When a lady, she goes to touch the testiclites, and they make a sound like thais: *PING*!"

by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

shit-tastic

Don't let the name fool you, 'shit-tastic' actually means that something is really bad or fucked up. It's like being sarcastic whilst still saying something is shit.

Hey do you like my new anal dildo?
*rolls eyes* It's shit-tastic!

by StiffieSteve September 27, 2005

Testicles Exam Line

A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.

Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*

by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019

Freaky Deaky Tastic

Someone who goes all out in various ways. Breaking it down on the dance floor, very sexual, and finds something dirty to almost anything someone says. This person is always least expected to be one and its very rare to find.

Duece: Hey you see me and katlyn breaking it down on the dance floor it was like we was sexing.

Kinson: DAAMNN BRA She's Freaky Deaky Tastic!!

Duece: Thats fo sho

by Katieboo7 April 11, 2009

Testiclicle

The icicles that form on your testicles when it's freezing balls outside.

Dude, I was biking home last night and it was so cold that i got testiclicles on my nuts!

by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009