by GeraldMcpooshitty July 17, 2009
Get the Turtlerake mug.When an individual loses their pants at a party and is forced to wear an upsideown turtleneck as pants. A turtleneck is the only appropriate shirt to be worn as pants as the neck will hide your genitals.
I woke up in his bed and I couldn't find my pants. I had to run 3 blocks to my car while I was turtlepantsing.
by onesexysquirrel January 24, 2011
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A turtle owned by a monkey who is owned by a man named Dan... There is another "Thing" involved, but I'm not quite sure what it is
by <(* *)> October 18, 2008
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Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).
Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).
by Daniel Wagner December 29, 2007
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Ow my back hurts from all the turtlebanging I did last night!
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