turtleling

When you get so frightened (male) that your penis shrivels up and nests inside your scrotum/body.

After that beat down, you did some real turtleling there Richard!

by ironwolv July 10, 2016

turtlegender

something a dumb kid called Fae identifies with that mocks the lgbtqia and other gender identities

A:have you heard fae is turtlegender
B:really? i want to kill that sand obsessed idiot who Lucas bullies rightfullyso

by arson2137 July 26, 2021

Turtlemonkeymandanthingy

A turtle owned by a monkey who is owned by a man named Dan... There is another "Thing" involved, but I'm not quite sure what it is

"omg a triangle!!!!" Said the turtlemonkeymandanthingy

by <(* *)> October 18, 2008

Turtleinguis

The art of performing oral sex on a women with a turtle head exposed, also licking the clit then the turtle in back & forth to give the ultimate turtleinguis. The legendry snow turtle is also ideal to finish off with, just ejaculate on the turtle; entice it out the pop it into the vagina and then perform penetrative sex.

SuBo loves Andy to perform Turtleinguis when she is on tour!

by dinkle007 December 7, 2009

turtleing

to move extremely slow

Sorry I'm so late, but the kids were turtleing this morning. Or....quit turtleing! I'm ready to go!

by Juliahh August 14, 2006

turtleing

an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.

" I got to go, I'm turtleing"

by Big Finn December 9, 2013

turtleing

To go on Facebook or other media sites writing sexual private messages while drunk. Looking for new online friends with the sole purpose to flirt and exchange sex messages. Because this is done in a drunken state the browser crawls slowly through pages like a turtle for who they like the look of.

She started on the wine in the afternoon and by the evening she was on the vodka and turtleing, the next day she had no recollection of what she had said and to who!

by Glasstable April 21, 2015