Turkish Delight

Often abbreviated to simply "Turkish"

adj. Rubbish, useless, worthless.
n. Excrement

From rhyming slang: Turkish Delight=Shite

see also pony barry white brad pitt eartha kitt et al

"I never drink in the Western, the beer's turkish delight"

"Pass me a copy of Razzle and the bong, Angelina, I'm off for a turkish, might be a while."

Turkish Delight by Ultrahadeen May 1, 2008

Turkish Delight

dessert recipe

ingredients:
2 parts semen
1 part gelatin mix

mix ingredients thoroughly in according-sized bowl. follow gelatin mix instructions, using an ice cube tray as container in which to cool the turkish delights. prior to consumption, sprinkle powdered sugar on the treats.

useful when performing The Narnia

Yo what're those Turkish Delights for?- guy 1

I need them to Narnia this girl for april fools- guy 2

Turkish Delight by Aslan the lion May 18, 2009

turkish delight

A turkish delight is not the food but infact a used condom and range from being used or broken

Man last night i was so horny and a didnt have a condom so i used a turkish delight

turkish delight by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

turkish delight

A twisted version of "The Blumpkin." A man performing oral sex on a female while she defecates.

"My girlfriend gave me a wicked Blumpkin last week and so I returned the favour with a Turkish Delight!"

turkish delight by firewithfire July 15, 2006

Turkish Delight

1. A delicious rose flavored desert.

2. A sex position wherein a hairy man ties up a woman using roses, then proceeds to sit on her face, and ejaculate on her chest, all whilst smoking cigarettes on a Turkish rug (Ottoman optional). Armenians are banned from using this position.

He gave her some Turkish delight yesterday.

I love Turkish Delight!

Turkish Delight by Arnie Linson October 21, 2014

Turkish Delight

Rhyming slang for taking a shit. Turkish Delight sounds like shite.

Crack the window open, i just went for a Turkish.

or

I just left some Turkish Delight in Leroy's shoe.

Turkish Delight by harv_j February 21, 2011

turkish delight

The term "Turkish-delight" originates from the islamic desire to give-or-receive it sexually in the anus.

When I was young, I was known to indulge in some turkish-delight.

turkish delight by Smokey May 13, 2005