Consumption tax. If, on Thanksgiving Day, one decides to consume a second helping of turkey, one must first take a one (1) ounce shot of Wild Turkey bourbon prior to said second helping.
Hot Scott, who is too pretty to be hipster, was extremely thankful last November and decided he wanted a second plate of Thanksgiving turkey. Mike disallowed Hot Scott's second helping until he paid the Turkey Tax. Hot Scott had a wicked buzz for the rest of dinner.
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A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.
Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?
Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?
Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
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Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."
Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."
Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?
Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.
Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.
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