Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.
Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.
Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.
Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.
by MrSnoopy November 5, 2008
Get the Turdlemug. Old School Gaming term. Used in fighting games, refers to someone playing very defensively. Blocking, ducking, running back etc.
Player 1: ahhh! my health is low =(
Player2: Stop turdling! you're gonna die either way. Might aswell go out in style.
Player2: Stop turdling! you're gonna die either way. Might aswell go out in style.
by Techniques October 26, 2008
Get the Turdlingmug. by Allah Tess December 15, 2008
Get the turdlemug. by Becky March 16, 2004
Get the Turdlemug. When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.
"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."
by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014
Get the box turdlemug. Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.
Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
by the comand'r October 26, 2014
Get the sea turdlemug. I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.
by Baindawg December 4, 2012
Get the Ninja Turdlemug.