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Turdle

Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.
Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.


Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.
by MrSnoopy November 5, 2008
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Turdling

Old School Gaming term. Used in fighting games, refers to someone playing very defensively. Blocking, ducking, running back etc.
Player 1: ahhh! my health is low =(

Player2: Stop turdling! you're gonna die either way. Might aswell go out in style.
by Techniques October 26, 2008
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turdle

A piece of poop with a surface shaped not unlike the shell of a turtle.
Dude, I totally left a turdle in starbucks today!
by Allah Tess December 15, 2008
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Turdle

Someone who's a jerk. Synonym: turd
Person 1: "Dude, James won't let me borrow his car."

Person 2: "Wow, what a turdle."
by Becky March 16, 2004
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box turdle

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.
"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."
by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014
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sea turdle

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.
Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
by the comand'r October 26, 2014
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Ninja Turdle

A turd that slips silently into the water.
I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.
by Baindawg December 4, 2012
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