turkey throat

A word to describe an empty ball sack.

Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."

by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014

Turkey tank

A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.

Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?

Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

Turkey Monday

The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.

Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."

Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.

by Several Credible Sources December 9, 2013

Catching the Wild Turkey

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken

"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014

Split a Turkey

A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.

Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*

by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015

Houston Stuffed Turkey

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.

Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"

by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015

turkey drippings

turkey drippings are the loose gravey like liquid shit coming from the cat's ass after leaving the litterbox. The drippings can also emenate from the nasty ass of humans who are casual about their potty habits.

Our cat, Little Guy, walks proudly while leaving a trail of his nasty ass turkey drippings on the freshly cleaned carpet.
You can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy's ass.

by Frank Giove, July 27, 2007