turdsandwich

Turdsandwich is a word you use to call somebody you don't like. Wether they be fat and ugly, or an annoying lesbian, or just some little bitch with a voice that sounds like a dieing animal, they are, a turdsandwich. Over all, turdsandiwch is an amazing word and will live on forever.

Hey Ashley, That bitch Erica is acting like such a turdsandwich, I think I'm going to cut her than dumped battery acid on that bitch!

by wsa1994 April 21, 2009

Turderang

A term used in reference to deflecting an unwanted responsibility that will ultimately come back to the deflector. The term combines the concept of tossing a hot turd (akin to the hot potato), and the boomerang effect.

Johnson, don't ignore that problem, that thing is a turderang and you'll only have to deal with it later.

by ilja2k December 12, 2018

Turdernating

When you hide out for an extended period in the bathroom to prevent t having to deal with the hardship of visiting family or other guests in your home.

I'm sickof my husband turdernating to avoid my my parents

by Ragnarthedane October 20, 2021

Turdanistan

The authoritarian, dictatorial, militaristic, misandrist country governed by Justin Trudeau, and formerly know as Canada.

Turdanistan doesn't have freedom of speech, fair representation of regions, or equality of the sexes even though it had a Constitution declaring its citizens to be equal. Recently, rights of peaceful assembly were suspended in Turdanistan to deal with an anti-vaccine mandate protest.

by Thesumofallthings February 28, 2022

Turdantula

When you poop on a spider and it is still alive and craws away.

Jesus Christ..... That turdantula will survive anything

by Mr.MisterMyster August 15, 2017

Who TurdedNur

Stands for: Who is retarded now. Normally used to insult someone.

Guy 1: *Says something stupid*
Guy 2: Who TurdedNur!!
Guy 1: What the Fuc* dude thats just not needed.
Guy 2: Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!!

by Master Keaf February 27, 2009

turdtantic

A huge log of shit; a turd so big that you have to throw ice cubes at it in the toilet until it sinks.

I had gyros last night and today I had to sink the turdtantic.

by Seekerjk September 27, 2007