turdcutter

Person who carries out any action that is without thought, reason, or logic. Turdcutter is a term that is interchangeable with jack-ass, jerk off, asshole.

Someone has just cut you off on the highway, "What a turdcutter!"
Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on you, "(S)He's a turdcutter!"

by Traci P July 29, 2006

turdbaster

(Sl.) Derog. term for one deemed of low moral fibre; Poss. reference to homosexuality. TURD, BASTER

Oi wiffbag, quit being such a turdbaster, you fucking waster!

by John September 10, 2003

turdcutter

a really good looking ass; gender not spcific

damn,that's a nice turdcutter on that chick!!

by shawn April 26, 2003

terdcutter

a device used for cutting terds

"that qwer is such a terdcutter he cuts terds with his teeth, and his name is forman ray equals gay maclean"

asshole, turdcutter, forman ray's mouth, and you

by mklv May 28, 2009

TurdBurger

1. A friend who goes days without showering.
2. A friend who jerks off in your dirty laundry.
3. A hamburger made from turds.
4. Also see: Dan Taberski.

"Taberski is such a Turdburger."
"If you weren't such a Turdburger, you would be good at Mario Kart."

by mj68668 September 25, 2020