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Turdicken

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.
John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken
by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011
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Turfucken

A turkey, inside a duck, stuffed with a penis. Generally a tradition around thanksgiving.
I cant wait to get to Uncle Bill's house for turkey day. I hear he is making a Turfucken again!
by Bobbyd123 November 23, 2009
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turducken

A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.
Turducken should not exist.
by Spectre2689 August 4, 2005
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turkducken

The resulting abomination when you take a turkey, stuff it with a chicken, and stuff that with a duck.
John Madden eats a turkducken every year on Thanksgiving.
by super awesome forever September 22, 2008
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Sex Turducken

When you stick a pocket vag into your girls vag and have sexy time.
My girl and I did the sex turducken last night.
by Mandyola November 13, 2014
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Trucken

Screwin around, partying on the streets or just bein a dumbass with a friend or to.
Duude we were just trucken around over by main street and the fuzz showed up! dude it sucked hard
by Captin of What? March 4, 2009
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The Turducken

The act of stuffing a mason jar in your urethra, while your friend stretches' his urethra wide enough to fit your mason jar (optionally filled with poop) stuffed penis into his. A third friend who MUST be uncircumcised will then be stretching his foreskin far and wide enough to cover the center of the penises (and the jar) with is foreskin and tie a knot. The individuals will begin to stroke each other to completion, just before the final participant ejaculates a brick is dropped on the jar. The knot is untangled and they each pull out.
ME and my buddies are about to make The Turducken.
by PooFartPenis75 December 21, 2021
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