topkek

1)A category 10 LOL; and extremely powerful lel; the strongest magnitude of kek possible; boisterously merry

2) Something that generates an extraordinary level of amusement

A- JEB BUSH 2016
B- >topkek

A- my sister just got pregnant and we have no idea who the father is topkek
B- wtf man

by topkeklad July 19, 2016

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Maddie Tucker

When you use the N word unmannerly, or for a joke.

I almost pulled a Maddie tucker yesterday

by Hippo suckin February 23, 2019

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Awkward Turkey

The result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump. Once these two hand gestures meet, they form a turkey at a really awkward moment.

person 1: "Dude, we just made an awkward turkey!"
person 2: "Well, this is awkward."

by funnybunny321 September 5, 2010

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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023

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