Tun tuntuntun

A phrase said while in an intoxicated state, usually from marijuana, when one is either confused, excited, or just wants to be a dick to his or her friends, which are usually intoxicated as well.

There is no comeback to it, except for "fru frufrufru", and is usually used to win an argument.

Origin: Southern California

Synonym: Fru frufrufru

1. Pablo: "Guess what happened earlier!"

Rudy: "Tun tuntuntun"

Pablo: "Dude, what the hell is your problem?"

Rudy: "Fru frufrufru?!"

Pablo: "Aww. You're gunna be a dick..."

2. Rudy: "You already took a hit..."

Pablo: "I put in most of the money, though"

Rudy: "Seriously, don't be a bitch."

Pablo: "Tun tuntuntun?!"

by Mr. Faulk July 2, 2009

Tuition

1. An imaginary number invented by college administrators to inspire fear in middle-class parents and new students.

2. An enormous fee that automatically rises at 3 times the rate of inflation.

3. The catch-all term for huge sums of money that young pepole start paying at age 18 or 19. Payments usually continue for the next 10-20 years.

College President: "What should Tuition be next year?"

Comptroller: "Let's me see... $38,000 has a nice ring to it. Of course, we always tack on another $6,000 in fees just for fun, not to mention mandatory health insurance and thost textbooks that cost $100 a pop."

College President: "Can we make it $39,000?"

Comptroller: "Why not? Works for me!"

by Peter Kobs February 12, 2010

tuition genie

An evil imaginary being, which can only be seen in a state of high (though sometimes in drunkness as well), which drains university/college students of their money through the traditional methods of collecting called tuition. First sighting occured at Simon Fraser University, more occurances are believed to occur at SFU and elsewhere.

Sober guy:"Dude I'm broke"
High guy:"YOu must've been ripped off by the tuition genie"

by MC the evil french clown May 21, 2008

oprah-tunity

Another word for opportunity, used mainly when you want to make something mushy and emotional.

Steve: My cat died.
Chuck: This is the perfect oprah-tunity to talk about when MY cat died.

by Geoff Girardin December 31, 2007

percussive tuning

A comedic pseudonym, typically within engineering circles, for using brute force approach (typically a using hammer, see fine adjustment device) for solving a problem.

I used percussive tuning to fix the engine's timing problem.

by hashaday February 6, 2009

Tanith

The modern day given name for a female, which stems from the name of the Phoenician lunar goddess, 'Tanit', who was worshiped as the patron goddess at Carthage, and is recognized as both a heavenly goddess of war and virginal mother goddess of love. Characteristically a girl prone to intense emotions, intellectual curiosity, a stubborn temperament, but also a tender heart. A Tanith is often kinder and more forgiving of others than she is to herself, and likewise both gives and expects too much of herself and others.

"You forgave him after that?! Wow, what a Tanith thing to do."

"I tried to get her to stop beating herself up about her mistake, but she was much too Tanith to listen."

by xy&...z February 3, 2010

Tunte

German word (f), considered vulgar, roughly equiv. to the English Faggot/Sissy/Pussy, etc.

That guy is a total fuckin' Tunte.

(Er ist eine Tunte)

by Miguel Sanchez DDS July 9, 2006