TunerCar

When talking about vehicles, a TunerCar is a vehicle with modifications and replaced OEM (original engine manufacture) parts. Sometimes swapped with custom or performance oriented upgrades or even changing parts to make a more powerful and efficient vehicle; tuned. Most have a form of forced induction and go pop whilst shooting aggressive flames! Usually seen on the streets as opposed to official race tracks.

As of 1995, production vehicles must meet the OBDII protocol and thanks to this advancement in technology, most modern day vehicles can also be tuned (optimal programming values) via Software adjustment. This is also considered tuning of TunerCar's..

Major gains can be implemented via software modification.

After mechanical(hardware) upgrades and custom software tuning (a computer flash) to supplement the new vehicle characteristics; YOUR CAR WILL DESTROY THE ROAD AND EVERYTHING AROUND IT!!! {your fines will cost as much as your dyno flash bro}
We us the word "tune" -> "to adjust" or "to change" something from factory specification.

Word on the street:
People call fast Japanese cars "tuner cars"

People call fast American cars "muscle cars"

if you want street credit - get street credit

Man, did you see that TunerCar?
-No dude but i heard it go pop!

That tunercar backfired....
-man thats his tune, dawg... you see he is running it kinda rich, probably over lubricating his seals but hey, when the un-burnt gas hits his Hottt exhaust, it ignites and goes bang!

ohh, cool.. so it doesn't hurt it?
-not at all tinytuner, infact a backfire is harmless to engines and engine control... however; prefire (or preignition) is quite the opposite and can destroy an engine instantly.

by UrbanTuner December 8, 2018

Tunger's Paradox

Whether the day preceding an async day that is not a thursday is considered a fake friday or not

neither tuesday nor wednesday are thursday or friday
but wednesday will be async
and tuesday will be last day she will talk to us
does this mean that tuesday is fake friday?
Damn, this is a real Tunger's Paradox

by ccans December 21, 2020

Tune Fucking

1.) The act of having sex to the beat of a song
2.) Using a CD, microphone, guitar, or drumstick as a dildo

Xavier - "Yo I tune fucked Lisa last night"
Chris - "Really, nice to what song?"
Xavier - "Jingle Bells"
Chris - "....."
Xavier - "Yeah dude tune fucking is awesome"
Chris - "I'm going to go shove a horse up my ass"

by DINKLEBERRY DAN December 13, 2010

Magikarpal tunnel

Pain and/or weakness in the hands and wrists caused by prolonged playing of Pokémon.

Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."

by Salmoon and Clownboat November 30, 2010

Weeaboo tunes

Typically Jpop
The music used as the opening or ending an anime

Leave me alone, I'm listening to weeaboo tunes.

by swydyl April 23, 2015

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

by Kojak October 28, 2003

Tune my guitar to sad

This phrase is used to either be emo or to mock an emo kid. It describes the classic emo musician and poignantly mocks the ever-so-sad emo song.

A: I ran out of black eyeliner this morning, and my new hair isn't as black as I wanted it.
B: This is such a cruel world...
Bystander: Aw, I'm gonna tune my guitar to sad.

by Lia M. April 29, 2006