Tumblr

An inverted social network where the more ridiculous you look the cooler you are.

You dress like a twat... you'd be popular on Tumblr

by someguysdefinitions November 7, 2012

Tumblr night

A night(usually a Friday)when instead of going out and having a good time like most people your age, you spend the entire night on Tumblr. If you're a teenager this might start to worry your parents as it has mine.

Teen Boy: Hey are doing anything this Friday?

Teen Girl: No I'll probably just have another Tumblr night.

by PurplePaige64 August 28, 2010

Tumblr philosopher

A Tumblr user who often reblogs or creates posts or pictures which they think are 'deep'. These people often search for more and more followers through promos, or posts constantly in the Facebook 'Tumblr' group.

John: He thinks he's so deep with those quotes about life on his Tumblr.

Jack: I know, what a Tumblr philosopher.

by The Great DV September 8, 2011

tumblralysis

State where the body goes into complete numbness and the person only stares at a blue screen with random posts by subjects he/she follows. The brain can only send messages to the index finger with which subjects hits refresh every 4 seconds.
Only memes can undo this unfortunate state.

She didn't do anything about work the whole day, due to tumblralysis.

by Agent3Z April 1, 2009

tumblr rampage

When you go all crazy and post a ton of pictures of one thing on tumblr.com.

Teen 1: I went on a crazy tumblr rampage last night, I was posting a ton of pictures of Arnold Palmer.

by tumblrrampager September 22, 2010

Tumblrific

This word is to be used when something/someone was shown on tumblr in anyway.
In another way, it is when something/someone has a style that looks like something that would have been shown on tumblr.

OMG! Your skirt looks so tumblrific, it is just like the one on tumblr!

by BBB's!!! May 28, 2011

tumblr dom

A boy who wants to be a classic Dominant stereotype. Probably got his advice from 50 Shades of Grey. Doesn't know or acknowledge things like aftercare or subspace. Most likely won't listen to a safeword and will keep going. A fuckboy who tries to use kink to justify being a sexist prick. Named after the website tumblr because for a while asshole guys would go on and inexperienced subs would flock to them when they knew nothing.

Tumblr Dom: "yeah bitch, you want to be my slut?"
Sub: "Sure do you do aftercare?"
Tumblr Dom: "Wtf is aftercare? You don't need that."
Sub: "gotcha, tumblr dom."

by ASlutForARealDom September 26, 2019