Tums

sexual innuendo which refers to deep penetration.

Dude I gave that chicks some tums last night!

Really?

Yep she was like I feel it in my belly!

by Phantom Twilight January 7, 2009

tum - tum

someone who is fun to play cs with and will be missed :(

Tum - Tum shot me in my fecking head :/

by murry August 24, 2004

tums

the term used when a personal innacurately calls another person a smut (slut). They are too naive to realize that "tums" is simply "smut" backwards. clearly those who use the word "smut" arent the brightest crayons in the box.

rude person: "You're such a smut."
awesome person: "oh yeah, well you're a tums."
rude person: "what does that mean?!"
awesome person: "if i weren't a 'smut' maybe i would tell you."

by smutmuffin10 January 21, 2012

Rigga Tigga Tum Tum

A series of random phrases someone says in celebration. No one really knows what these words mean, they just sound awesome when yelled extremely loudly in a large group, especially when other members are yelling other pointless sayings like "cracko jacko", "pow pow", "zip zap" etc..

D: Man I just slapped Soulja Boy in the face! It felt so good!
J: Rigga Tigga Tum Tum!!!
D: Cracko Jacko!!!

by Tetherel November 11, 2010

Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum

Another name for the lispy British tv cook and Sainsbury's bum chum, Jamie Oliver.

Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum is trying to make it illegal to eat what you like.

by Chelsea Sneer January 13, 2009

tums festival

What every day ends with.

This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.

Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!

Every day is a Tums Festival!

by lubertdas June 26, 2017

Tums Cupcake

A word a bunch of smut muffins came up with to insult someone really cool. Nobody is really sure of the exact definition, but it seems to be used to express some sort of sexual interest.

Smut muffin: "hey bro, you're a tums cupcake!"
Cool person: "oh... Ok" *continues eating lunch*

by Swankswagmuffin January 8, 2012