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Tulumptuous

The adjective given to a group of three friendly individuals in a non-academic high school class. The tulumptuous trio features two good friends and a third "casual" friend who is rarely associated with outside of the classroom.
The trio is ideal for laughing at the pointlessness of the class. There is also the little known "fourth man" who sits slightly in front of the tulumptuous trio and adds occasional funny comments at the discretion of the tulumptuous trio.
Good Friend #1: Yo man, this health class sucks. No one even uses female condoms.

Good Friend #2: Yeah. Glad we have a tulumptuous trio going on. Yo, would you bang the teacher?

"Friend" #3: Dude, I would not.

Fourth Man: (smiles)
by ralphnaderforthewin1996 June 25, 2012
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Tuumba gang

The best pit group to ever exist. (Monkey friendly)
Me: I finally payed tuumba gang after they ended my uber streaks continuously...
Friend: You should have paid earlier!
by venom monkey May 22, 2021
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caput tuum in anum est

Caput tuum in anum est, lupa.
The best and only latin you will have to ever know
by nadeschta July 5, 2011
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Tulumination

Tuluminati refers to the crowd of people that come to Tulum for a week or two- even the season to show off, dress in their fancy capes and feathers, stay in a 5k a month penthouse in Aldea Zama, go to jungle parties, spend $500 a night in fancy hotels, and contribute to the problem by buying drugs and sniffing coke on the beach.

They are not interested in interacting with locals or learning about projects to give back- they are colonizers and consumers exploiting the indigenous, putting money in the pocket of the cartels, and look good in their fancy hats and kimonos while doing it.

In contrast, Tuluminated are those seeking higher truth- they attend ecstatic dance, yoga, workshops, crypto meetups, the occasional plant medicine ceremony. They typically live in La Veleta or Villas Tulum and are drug and alcohol free. They attend regenerative meetings, donate to local charities and host beach clean ups. They are here to build community, expand consciousness, and improve themselves along the way.

They organize events that bring community together and give back. They create discussions around sustainability, improving systems and building the New Earth.

The process of becoming Tuluminated is called Tulumination. The Tuluminatis can become Tuluminated by learning about the local culture and how to help the environment.

The actions are known as Tuluminating- spreading love and light and promoting events and projects that are doing good for the people and planet.
Being Tuluminati is so out!!! Tulumination is the new wave!!!
What are they doing?!

They’re Tuluminating.

They are so Tuluminated- they run community centered events and gather people together to enjoy music at their house!
by theartofspontaneity September 26, 2021
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TULAMF

"Teared Up Like A Mother Fucker"

Manly way to concede defeat when shedding a tear (or at least have tears welling) after hearing a saddening story or anecdote.
Watched the start of Pixar's 'UP'. TULAMF
by Man&hisdog November 7, 2011
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Gordo tucumano

Argentine expression used to refer to a person behind a catfishing account or a suspected catfishing account.
He's not a real woman! He's a gordo tucumano!
by JYularen September 17, 2021
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Tulumptious

A tulumptious situation is normally associated with Vegas and drinking too much!
by Marmooth May 26, 2010
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