a beating from the love truncheon

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

by S Hussein April 03, 2003

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to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous April 06, 2003

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Truncheon massage

England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

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And with a deft flick of her wrist, Prunella had Cuthbert’s tummy truncheon out of his pants and was sucking on it for all she was worth.

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An alternative word to describe one’s penis, deriving from a wooden baton carried by police which closely resembles the shape of a shaft and bellend.

“Jaysus Mick, I can see your big dirty truncheon through your trousers you langer”

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