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trumpflakes 

Trumpflakes are people that blindly defend Donald Trump, no matter insane or bat-shit crazy the case may be. They are basically flakes that defend Donald Trump by calling everyone 'snowflakes'.
In a press conference, Donald Trump said that there were maybe a million, million and a half people at his Inauguration (an obvious lie).

Trumpflakes immediately defended their (mostly, kind of, a little) fearless leader.
trumpflakes by JimmyAgnew January 25, 2017
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Trumpflake 

The flakes of dead skin found in the crotch of ones underwear, especially from the area of the taint.
My underwear sure has a lot of Trumpflakes in it today. I sure need to exfoliate my taint.
Trumpflake by Vlad III October 26, 2018

Trumpflake 

A fan Of Donald Trump who is always whining about politics.
The Trumpflakes are crying about Hillary Clinton's e-mails again.

Trumpshake 

When a handshake between two persons goes past the extra time—it can last up to twenty-odd seconds.
President Trump and Japanese Prime Minister Abe had a trumpshake at the White House—did the "epic handshake" set a new record in diplomatic circles?
Trumpshake by MathPlus February 11, 2017

Trumpshaker 

A handshake that is long and forceful that nearly pulls your arm out its socket.
Two enemies faking it for the public. One reaches out calmly while the other violently shakes for a long time. He gave him a Trumpshaker.
Trumpshaker by msscream1234 February 20, 2018

Trumphuckery 

trum·phuck·ery

trəmfuckery

1. Any unfaithful · faithless · disloyal · untrue · inconstant · fickle · flighty · unreliable · untrustworthy · false · false-hearted · deceiving · deceitful · treacherous · traitorous · extramarital · cheating · two-timing · unprincipled act, comment, or notion intended to misrepresent, pervert, corrupt, soil, sully or garble the truth or reality ·

2. Without standards · without morals · unethical · without scruples · unscrupulous unethical · bad · morally wrong · wrongful · wicked · evil · unprincipled · dishonorable · dishonest · unconscionable · iniquitous · disreputable · fraudulent · corrupt · depraved · vile · villainous · nefarious · base · unfair · underhand · devious · sinful · impure · unchaste · unvirtuous · shameless · degenerate · debauched · abandoned · dissolute · reprobate · perverted · indecent · lewd · licentious · wanton · bawdy · lustful · whorish ·

3. Shady · lowdown · dodgy · crooked · not cricket · miscreant dissolute · dissipated · debauched · degenerate · salacious · immoral · decadent · depraved · profligate · impure · sinful · wicked · corrupt · indecent · libertine · lustful · lecherous · lascivious · libidinous · prurient · lubricious · lewd · promiscuous · unchaste · carnal · fleshly · intemperate · abandoned · ribald · risqué · smutty · dirty · filthy · coarse · perverted · raunchy · naughty · pervy · randy · concupiscent · lickerish
EXAMPLE: “Donald Trump will commit trumphuckery when he denies having ever discussed former White House national security adviser Michael Flynn with former FBI director James Comey, if he is questioned about it in a sit-down interview with special counsel Robert Mueller, according to the president’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani.

Donald Trump's, trumphuckery insisted on Saturday that Mexico would pay for a wall along the southern US border, one day after his administration asked Congress for $18bn over the next decade to start construction on the barrier.”

"You're saying it's a falsehood. And they're giving -- Sean Spicer, our press secretary -- gave alternative facts, amounting to trumphuckery"

President Donald Trump posted to his official Facebook page in more trumphuckery, a news report that erroneously claimed Kuwait had followed his recent immigration order by implementing a visa ban on several Muslim-majority nations.

Donald Trump clearly committed trumphuckery stating, “I’ll tell you the funniest is that I’ll go backstage before a show and everyone’s getting dressed,” Trump told Howard Stern in a 2005 recording released by CNN.
“No men are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in, because I’m the owner of the pageant and therefore I’m inspecting it. … ‘Is everyone OK?’ You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody OK?’ And you see these incredible-looking women (15, 16, 17 year old girls), and so I sort of get away with things like that.”
Trumphuckery by Dr. Sterling Styx September 20, 2018

Trumpshake 

To awkwardly shake someones hand as you establish your dominance.
I will Trumpshake this little bitches hand so he knows his place
Trumpshake by Casually Cool February 10, 2017