Trumpet Handshake

The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."

P1: *walks up to 2nd trumpet"
P2: *Initiates Trumpet Handshake* Hi. I'm better than you.

Trumpet Handshake by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012

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Trumpenproletariat

Descendants (actual and spiritual) of the vagabonds, discharged soldiers, discharged jailbirds, escaped galley slaves, swindlers, mountebanks, lazzaroni, pickpockets, tricksters, gamblers, maquereaux pimps, brothel keepers, porters, literati, organ grinders, ragpickers, knife grinders, tinkers, beggars, etc. that now support Donald Trump

The trumpenproletariat have been emboldened by Mr. Trump's election.

Trumpenproletariat by velociped jones November 29, 2016

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Related Words

trumpetor • trumpeter • Trumpetous • trumpetry • Trumpatorium • trumpetard • Trumpeter Mom • trumpeter's beard • trumpeter's lips • Trumpeter's Loft

Trumpeteer

A Trumpeteer is someone who uses a TrumpetBox Aura to create a unique offline experience that aides in the effective promotion of businesses, products, persons, groups, goods, information, and services to people directly on their WiFi enabled mobile devices while on the go.

Bill told the graphic designer to include his Trumpeteer info on his business card, so that others can locate him on his TrumpetBox.

Trumpeteer by TMTInc. November 28, 2018

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Croman Trumpet

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.

"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."

Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration

Croman Trumpet by Hobbits like Mushroom Soup February 20, 2009