trampoline party 

A joke in which someone with generally large boobs is invited to, just to see their boobs bounce as they jump on a trampoline .

“Look at that girl over there, *sees boobs*, she’s DEFINITELY invited to my trampoline party.

trampoline party by okayboomerrr November 29, 2019

Mouse on a trampoline 

When ones ball sack is stretched out like a trampoline while bouncing the mouse aka penis up and down off the trampoline

Hey man have you ever seen a mouse on a trampoline

Mouse on a trampoline by Butterfly85 January 10, 2018

Trampoline jump steal 

When on a trampoline and one another person lands right after you, thus stealing the momentum of the jump and going higher while you go lower.

Dude, you just Trampoline jump stole me! What was that all about?!

Well, I can't Trampoline jump steal you if you would land in the right time.

Trampoline jump steal by Devin J the Snipe October 3, 2011

trumpatized 

when you simultaneously are outraged at injustice, saddened by hate, and laughing at stupidity.

Eric read the latest executive order and immediately felt trumpatized.
The latest press conference left Sandy feeling trumpatized.

trumpatized by revfish February 3, 2017

trampoline sponge cow

when you walk in on your fat parents having sex and they both look at you without stopping, smile at you, and then continue to cause creaking that can be heard throughout the whole neighborhood. You are traumatized for life. Your childhood is over because of what you've just seen.

"hey what's up" "don't talk to me. I experienced trampoline sponge cow last night" "oh gosh man I'm so sorry."

trampoline sponge cow by trampolinespongecow August 29, 2021

Cosby Kid Trampoline 

Sealing a toilet bowl underneath the seat with a sheet of Saran Wrap, causing the defecator's shit to bounce back in.

Billy sabotaged the work shitter with a Cosby Kid Trampoline and I got shit all over my taint.

Cosby Kid Trampoline by Choadblower January 15, 2006

tiajuana trampoline 

Stretching out your scrotum and placing a Mexican jumping bean on it. The bean will bounce up and down off your scrotum like a trampoline.

I paid some homeless dude in Guadalajara 20 pesos to show me a Tiajuana Trampoline.

tiajuana trampoline by Donnell April 11, 2007