trumbower

When playing the card game 500, the jack of the trump suit and the jack of the suit of the same color are the right bower and the left bower, the two best cards after the joker. The trumbowers are either jack of the opposite color. They're basically almost worthless.

I was excited when you dealt me the jack of hearts, but when our opponents bid 8 clubs, it was clear that it was just a trumbower.

by Driftless March 29, 2023

rusty trumbone

a guy stands up strait. a girl then blows on his asshole and beatshim off from behind.

it was fucking sick when jill gave andre a rusty trumbone and he took a shit in her face and splooshed in her hand

by zak k. June 9, 2003

Trumptown

A bordertown that enters a boomtown-esque change due to demographic changes brought on by the trump administration.

San Diego, El Paso, Yuma, Brownsville, and countless others are future candidates for Trumptowns.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

rusty trumbone

a guy stands up strait. a girl then blows on his asshole and beatshim off from behind.

Jonas gave Austin a rusty trumbone to get him off.

by GMon November 9, 2003

Trumbalon

An individual who over indulges in body enhancing chemicals that denies partaking in them. Symptoms include extreme rage, lack of patience and the absence of cranial hair.

Look at that trumbalon lifting weights.

by Jammin bob April 22, 2023

rusty trumbone

when a girl blows on a guys testicles and vibrates her lips wile giving him a handjob.

man: hey dude i got a rusty trumbone today!

by bryce donley July 20, 2007

british trumbone

the act of trying to sing a song with a dick down your throat.

she sure was good at the british trumbone

by chower July 4, 2014