Truché

Pronouced true-shey. When someone brings up a viable argument in which one would use the phrase touché, but the argument itself is also true.

Me: Hey, you lied, money does grow on trees.

Friend: I never said that, your dad said that.

Me: Truché.

by Kevindablood December 13, 2010

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

truche

A retort of submission to another's rhetorical jab that rings with alarming verity.

"Geez, I'm really pissed at my friend, she didn't call me at exactly seven o'clock like she said she would."
"But your friend lives in Colorado, which is mountain time. And we live in North Carolina, you mountain moron."
"Truche."

by Trekky October 8, 2006

love truncheon

my willy, which is bigger than anything else

i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track

by patricia October 1, 2003

turkey truncheon

Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.

He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews?

by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

Trueshe

A combination of the phrase "true true" and touché.
Used to acknowledge that a good point has been made.

Hey man you should eat that pile of dog crap
No
Why not?
It will taste like dog crap
Trueshe

by cows_12 December 14, 2010

Trueheart

A trueheart is someone who doesn't believe in politics and expresses their thoughts and emotions openly with little to no hesitation to opening themselves up to others.

"She always goes for the badboys, but she would do well to find and hook up with a trueheart instead."

by Samantha Childress May 5, 2007