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Rainbow Trouting 

When someone from the LGBT community catfishes someone.
Frank: John thinks he met the perfect guy online. I looked him up though and I'd bet my bottom dollar that someone is rainbow trouting him.

Steve: Damn, let's hope it's not a bait and switch. Get it, Frank? BAIT and switch. I said 'BAIT' because it has to do with fishing.

Frank: God damn it, Steve.

Steve: Sorry.
Rainbow Trouting by KylieCyrus October 27, 2016
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Trouser Trouting 

The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.
That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.
Trouser Trouting by Baalor December 7, 2012

Extreme trouting 

a person committing the act of a major fail
Tom slipped on the ice, broke his new shoes, ripped his pants and was late for work, thus committing Extreme trouting.

self trouting 

Self-Trouting. To trout yourself. See Trouting.
To sel trout (or self trouting) is the act of sticking one's thumb up one's bum while wiggling the ball sacks.
self trouting by trout-fisher2 March 4, 2009

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf 

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.
Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

Globe-trotting 

It's time i went home, iv'e had enough of Globe-trotting
Globe-trotting by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

Funeral Touting 

Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.
That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!