Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

by fartman_ April 2, 2009

Leon Trotsky

I wrote a definition but when Stalin destroyed records of his existence he took it away from me.

I wish I had something to write about Leon Trotsky.

by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

troopsome

noun. A troopsome is when a guy has sex with his little cousin and her entire girl scout troop.

My buddy Eric went to the father-daughter dance with his cousint, then took her and her girl scout troop back to his place for a full out troopsome.

by OOOOO BILLLLY December 29, 2007

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

support our troops

by far the most successful propaganda catch phrase in American history

If you don't support the war, than people assume that you don't support the troops either, and for that you must be a selfish, malignant coward who doesn't respect the sacrifice that these amazing men and women apparently give for our freedom

Unfortunately the average American citizen is so brainwashed by mainstream news that they do not even realize that this is propaganda

John: I don't support the wars in the middle east. they're all completely blatant examples of imperialism
Jack: OMGWTF YOU DON'T SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU EVIL BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by pasta776 March 17, 2012

Tootsitramp

Tootsitramp is one of the four founders/houses in a Suethor's rendition of Hogwarts. When a Suethor creates a 14 year old sex goddess that makes every boy want her and every girl supremely jealous of her, that damned Suethor has created a Tootsitramp. If you're a boy, you want her. If you're a girl, you envy her with every fiber of your being until it comsumes you and you lash out at her for being so pretty...and if you're Hermione, Tootsitramp will beat you at any and all academics. This special breed of Mary Sue is most commonly known for turning every character in the HP fandom completely OOC (Out Of Character). Common Tootsitramp names are Candy, Candy, Mandy, Bridgette, Bella, Britney and Kristie.

Tootsitramp Sue: Oh, professor!

Professor Snape: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STUDY, YOU IMPUDENT MARY SUE! CRUCIO, CRUCIO, CRUCIO!!!

by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006

troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.

Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.

by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008