South Carolina Trojan Horse

A sex act, which is highly dangerous and should only be attempted by experienced individuals. The woman gets on all fours and uses both her hands to stretch her asshole as wide as possible. The man stands about 10-20ft behind her and masturbates until the point of edging. When the man is about to cum, he sprints towards his lady and jousts his erect cock all the way into her asshole and ejaculates. The force of the simultaneous joust and ejaculation is what ends the Trojan War.

I was watching a documentary about the Trojan War when my girlfriend walked into the room and sat on my lap.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.

by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe October 29, 2023

trojan horse

A sex partner who is very attractive and appears to be healthy but is sporting a hidden STD.

Ted: "That goddamn Heather is a trojan horse!"

Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"

Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"

by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010

Trojan Horse

1. Trojan Horse - A huge, hollow wooden horse constructed by the Greeks to gain entrance into Troy during the Trojan War.

2. Trojan Horse - The act of beating a female across the ass with a used condom, like a horse, following doggie style sex.

That girl like the Trojan Horse so much I busted a used condom across her sweet ass.

by Dan "Mo Mills" Milillo October 20, 2004

trojan horse

-=ADDED DEFINITION=-
trojan horse

A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse <<<<<<
Women who believe their boyfriends are cheating on them do that... so if they are... they get the bitch pregnant

See that you add my other definition... Thank you

by Phil December 7, 2004

Trojan Horse

Penis,cock,dick,pecker etc.
So called because it is associated with the Trojan brand of condoms that is placed over the penis.

And then I took out my Trojan Horse.

by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012

Trojan Horse

Dumping a fart in the middle of a group, while managing to get out before it kicks in so you cannot be blamed.

Person 1: "Look at that group pinching their noses", Person 2: "Yeah, I just left a Trojan Horse over there"

by kaleplek95 April 4, 2019

Trojan horse

When a poo disguises itself as a fart

oh shit i just had a trojan horse

by Syinyide April 28, 2019